Here’s a joke
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I was reading a newpaper in the doctor’s waiting room the other day and found some jokes. The newspaper is called - SENIOR NEWS. This was the January edition for Bell County in Texas. Here is one of the jokes that I read……
THRIFTY COUPLE
My wife told me a while back that we needed to cut down on our expenses and I needed to quit drinking Macallum Single Malt Scotch. I didn’t drink very much but agreed to quit to save money.
One day I looked at the Macys receipt she brought home and saw that she spent $185.41 on makeup!
I asked her why I had to quit drinking my 30 year old scotch to save money but she could spend that much on makeup? She told me that she buys cosmetics to make herself look beautiful for me.
I told her that’s what the scotch was for.
I’m in trouble now.
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